DEAD MAN'S MEAT LOAF

DID THE BUTLER DO IT?

1 1/2 LBS GROUND BEEF 1/4 TSP PEPPER

1 EGG, BEATEN 1/4 CUP MINCED ONION

1 CUP BREADCRUMBS 1 (26OZ) JAR SPAGHETTI SAUCE

1 TBS KETCHUP OLIVES, CORN, & PIMENTOS

1 TSP SALT FOR GARNISH

1/4 TSP GARLIC POWDER

 

WHAT YOU'LL NEED

large mixing bowl î baking pan

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Using clean hands, mix together all the ingredients (except for spaghetti sauce and garnishes) in a large bowl.
  3. To form the corpse: In an ungreased baking pan, sculpt the meat mixture into a body. (Generally, bodies have a single head, torso, 2 legs, and 2 arms, but yours can have as many or few as you like).
  4. Using olives for eyes, corn kernels for teeth, and pimentos for a tongue, decorate your loaf. (Feel free to try other vegetables, too. For example, carrot coins and peas work nicely as eyes and buttons).
  5. Pour spaghetti sauce around the corpse and bake for approximately 1 hour and 15 minutes. (Your oven may cook at a different rate so make sure the meat is fully cooked before removing the loaf from the oven).

Serves 6 creepy carnivores.

Serving Idea: Right before serving, stick a dagger or butter knife into the "heart" of the corpse as a garnish.